September 2011
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College Problems
slowlikehoneyheavywithmood:
I HATE
when you want to enjoy sitting on the toilet to drop a duke peacefully and some girl always has to enter the bathroom.
I hate it even more when you’re running to the bathroom to take a duke and there’s a lone girl brushing her teeth, and you know she’s in trouble if she stays…
Can’t I shit in peace?
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“Women! What can you say? Who made ‘em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius. The...”
– Scent of A Woman (via deesquared)
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JUST A CREEP WHO RIDES A JEEP.: staying-golden:... →
naojamilet:
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Keep love.
I don’t know if I can help, but I know my words have value. Because they’ve been there. They’ve gone back. They’ve been lost and found over and over again to nothing short of the same message.
Not everything can be salvaged. Some of us let this…
This is one of the best things I’ve read about love ever maybe.
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When someone says "So tell me about yourself"
nicoosuxx:
You’re like: What do I say?
“Oh my God, Who am I?”
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venalabam:
I find it strange that I’m an Aries and Jonays a Cancer. They’re least compatible with each other. And Cancers lucky numbers are 6, my favorite number, and 49, our anniversary. Just a little mind vomit for ya
Me and jose are both scorpio, and all horoscopes advise strongly against it as it’s supposed to be the most intense of signs. I’m a scorpio and goat, he’s...
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I lay next to you, spill out my heart No yelling, no fighting, no crying (yet), just talking. Telling you every single thing I feel, finishing with “I want to take a break.” A week long, to start on monday. I stay at my aunts, it’s no biggie. You don’t say a single word this whole time. I ask you what you think, you say, No. No, what? I don’t think we should take a...
University of Maryland is my final decision....
I wish you nothing but the best, as I always have.
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slowlikehoneyheavywithmood:
“Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends.”
Hm
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venalabam:
I enjoy hula hooping far too much. I have two in my room, the latter being one I won at a hula hooping contest. It lights up.
Awesome I won a hula hooping contest once too during project grad.
venalabam:
My paranoia could eat me alive
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venaivone asked: Lmfaolmfaolmfao I apologize
last thoughts.
these are not things people think would apply to me.
but they very much do and i’m not exaggerating any of the following, i’m not calling for attention, i don’t think even people that follow me ever read any of the shit i post. whatever i don’t do it for others i just like to talk and shit and ramble on and on and i have no other place to do this.
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i've been thinking
i would like to be famous. i would like to be rich. i would like if everyone knew my name. i like people knowing me, i wish people knew me for good. most know me for bad..
i want people to know i’m a nice girl because i am, that i’m helpful, i’m not funny at all actually but i sure as hell can hold a conversation with just about anybody, i’m not very exciting when it...
Money and Jack
i’ve been thinking.. i’m a lazy fuck. i’m smart, i’m capable, i’m aware, i’m understanding. i absolutely 100% CAN. i absolutely 100% don’t.
Of course i want money, who doesn’t wish they had money, it’s so obvious.
But i don’t want to love money, my friend Jack told me that money fixes 70% of all problems, that i have to go to school to...
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shorturl:
here is a judgemental lamp:
